Monday, January 31, 2011

dropout prevention

THE IDEA INFUSER


SOURCE OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF IDEAS

( Trademark) … ( Read all of this slowly ), Now,…Just suppose!. Pretend ,..pause,.. fantasize for a moment. , Suppose that you were informed that a system has been developed ,… a system which --- for the first time in centuries,--- possibly since the introduction of the Thesaurus to the English language,-- a system which would dramatically , astonishingly, -- fantastically--- change the existing pathetically inefficient curricula of the teaching of English,… and of the translation of English into all other languages.

Then,…. Suppose you were told …. ( as far-fetched as it may sound,)…. that this system has , every possibility of surpassing the Thesaurus,… in many aspects,.. as a reference!

Upon being informed of such an improbable fact, even a person of less than average intelligence

would react with a knowing, slightly one-sided smile ,-- which might be termed a ‘smirk,’ as they muse to themselves , “ Oh, Yes, Sure. Sure, . Sure”

Then, after being informed that in addition to bringing a new, enlightened , spectacular change to all English curricula, it would also have the potential of changing the mindsets of all frustrated , ready-to-drop-out pupils.

( At this moment make note of your definitive, actual, present, honest opinion. of all of this. .., especially of any inference to its superiority, in many aspects, to the Thesaurus .. ).

However, these are further facts, .

Professional writers, as well as neophytes shall find THE IDEA INFUSER indispensable.

Every writer -- from every country on the face of this earth-- shall find it indispensable.

Countless millions of potential dropouts shall be inspired and encouraged to reconsider their decisions. College entry shall now be made feasible for many millions.

And, although this will seem preposterous,…. This compilation shall have a never-before-experienced, positive, psychological affect upon all who happen upon it.

Including YOU

Of the one-hundred and ten folders which comprise The Idea Infuser, the folder ‘Personality Positive,’ is guaranteed to induce a ’ condescending smile of approval ’ even in the psyche of a hard-core . “ I hate English,” potential dropout,.”

Without ‘going into’ the details of how a youngster’s ego should be etc, etc.., this routine is the only proven effective one which actually will SUCCEED in convincing a potential ’Loser’ to rethink his situation.

First and foremost,….You must accept the hypothesis that

any and every child CAN BE ,…. One may term it ,.. ’persuaded,’ ,or re-oriented, or. ’redirected.’ or convinced, beguiled and eventually enlightened , AND THEN DELIGHTED by the realization that they now, positively. at last, have found have found the keys to a new way of life.

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